These pages have I dedicated to all fun moments I had in front of my computer. I have a lot of friends that sends me funny mail. Be my guest, put your feet on the desk, and relax.

• Stupid is who stupid does!
• The porch lights on, but nobody's home.
• Too much chlorine in the gene pool.
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
• An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
• He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 

Bumper stickers

• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
• HONK... If You Want To See My Finger!!
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
• Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
• Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.
• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
• Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.

and finally one that fit my own sleepiness in the morning
Life is too complicated in the morning. 

Svenska

Den perfekta groggen

1 dricksglas med sprit
1 burk fanta
Häll så mycket sprit i glaset att ytspänningen håller kvar spriten i glaset. Ställ dig cirka en meter från glaset och öppna din burk med Fanta. Se till att inte stå för nära spriten eller att du har skakat burken innan du öppnar. Groggen kan lätt få för fruktig smak annars.

En sexa skåne

1 st vykort av skåneslätten.
6 cl hembränt
Häll upp spriten i ett snapsglas (eller vad som finns tillgängligt). Svep drycken. Studera vykortet.

Rysk tequila med knack

1 liter vodka
1 citronskiva
Halsa flaskan, knacka i bordet och titta på citronen.

Tequila sunrise

1 liter tequila
Drick tequilan. Slut ögonen. Vakna i sol/ trappuppgången.